Never Grow Up...

“I can taste my spine”
— Nick (New Girl)

(Source: rpeeze)

“Are you sure you’re okay? You’re are walking like a Disney witch.”
new girl

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Medically-Correct Nursery Rhymes: Ring Around the Rosie

cranquis:

“Ring around the Rosie,

 Pockets full of Posies,

Ashes, Ashes, we all fall down!”

WELL…

(Could refer to Black Death,

Prob’ly not about that,

I says, I says, let’s all calm down!)

SO INSTEAD…

“Ringworm on your toesies,

Pimples on your nosesies,

Rashes, Rashes, they’re all around!”