March 2012
6 posts
“I can taste my spine”
— Nick (New Girl)
“Are you sure you’re okay? You’re are walking like a Disney witch.”
—new girl
February 2012
8 posts
GoLytely ... more like Go Violently!
Medically-Correct Nursery Rhymes: Ring Around the Rosie
“Ring around the Rosie,
Pockets full of Posies,
Ashes, Ashes, we all fall down!”
WELL…
(Could refer to Black Death,
I says, I says, let’s all calm down!)
SO INSTEAD…
“Ringworm on your toesies,
Pimples on your nosesies,
Rashes, Rashes, they’re all around!”
