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Medically-Correct Nursery Rhymes: Ring Around the Rosie

cranquis:

“Ring around the Rosie,

 Pockets full of Posies,

Ashes, Ashes, we all fall down!”

WELL…

(Could refer to Black Death,

Prob’ly not about that,

I says, I says, let’s all calm down!)

SO INSTEAD…

“Ringworm on your toesies,

Pimples on your nosesies,

Rashes, Rashes, they’re all around!”

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  7. doctom666 said: Ring around the Rosie…describes the lesions Pockets full of Posies…to cover up the smell of death Ashes, Ashes…refers to burning the dead we all fall down!…we all die
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